BREAKING NEWS: Lady Gaga has been Kidnapped!

JUST IN: White Plains, N.Y.

Lady Gaga has been abducted. According to her father, he was resting on the sofa when a stranger walked inside the living room speaking in a mysterious language. His daughter who had just returned from London, ran downstairs and touched the arm of the intruder, then they both disappeared under a thunderous flick of light. Lady Gaga’s father ran outside the front lawn and only caught a glimpse of what appeared to be a flying saucer. Gaga’s father described the kidnapper to have an unearthly appearance, a white robot shell and speaks an odd tongue, if you have any information, please contact the police immediately!

RECENT UPDATE: Lady Gaga has contacted her father and the press, according to her father she sent the following pictures with an attached note saying:

“Dad, here are some pictures of me and my fiance, I know the industry will not accept and understand my decision, I am now in a distant planet where my love and I shall live freely from the scrutiny of the media and the paparazzi. Don’t worry father, I’ll come home to see you one day and I will often call you to your telephone. I love you”

Images Via: Vogue Girl Korea

Gaga’s father has declined to make any further comments and has asked that everyone respect his daughter’s privacy. On the other hand, the alleged kidnapper appears to be an astronaut from the South Korean ultra secretive K.A.S.A space commission, his identity still remains a mystery….

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16 Comments » to “BREAKING NEWS: Lady Gaga has been Kidnapped!”

  1. Katrina says:

    Thats awesome! Great photos! Go Gaga!

  2. Love these photos. Haha.. great accompanying story too!

    xo, becs
    .-= Style with Benefits´s last blog ..We’ve got the whole world in our hands =-.

  3. Ljubica says:

    loved that story that goes with these amazing shots
    xo
    .-= Ljubica´s last blog ..hiding behind the lens =-.

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  5. you had me going for a split second…..
    .-= eyeliah@stylesymmetry.com´s last blog ..Jaik & Tom =-.

  6. Jenny says:

    Haha. Well at least she looks smashing in the midst of her abduction!
    .-= Jenny´s last blog ..You Left Me Longing For You =-.

  7. Jessica says:

    hahaha thats hilarious!
    .-= Jessica´s last blog ..Mardi Gras Mayhem =-.

  8. trashtastika says:

    She looks like Gwen Stefani in this shoot, with the platinum bob and big sunnies. I love the scare campaign to drive us to this story! Very clever.

  9. yeah at least she’s looking fabulous, would expect nothing less from gaga though!
    .-= Victoria Stitch´s last blog ..Dripping Glitter =-.

  10. haha such a great story & lovely editorial!

  11. This is HYSTERICAL! Made my day… love you!
    .-= Rachel Phipps´s last blog ..Photo (Editorial) of the Day – Day 39 =-.

  12. Style Eyes says:

    Ha slight panick for a minute then. Love the photos.
    .-= Style Eyes´s last blog ..Weekly Shopping and Goodies 17/02/10 =-.

  13. apparellel says:

    hahahha! you are cracking me up!

    xxx
    t
    .-= apparellel´s last blog ..dreamin’ duarte. =-.

  14. Kelly says:

    Hahahaha. LOL! She is one crazy lada that lady gaga.
    .-= Kelly´s last blog ..Top 5 Posing and Directing Photography Tips =-.

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